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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|02:17 pm] |
I WISH!
MORE THAN LIFE! MORE THAN ANYTHING I WISH!
I WISH MY COW WOULD GIVE US SOME MILK! |
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[May. 1st, 2008|07:33 am] |
Why isn't there a class here for learning Gobbledegook? Aren't foreign languages important? What about Mermish and Troll (okay maybe not) and French?
If we don't know French how do we know the Frogs aren't insulting us!?
I only know one word in Gobbledegook and that is bladvak which means "axe." I used to know seven more but they all mean "axe" too so I don't mind that I don't remember them. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|02:43 pm] |
I GOT JACK!
I got the LEAD ROLE. I wrote Gran and Mum and Dad right away and Gran sent me a big box of goodies so if you want any, Oliver and Michael and Benny and Mattie and everyone! Mum sent a letter too saying she and Dad are really proud of me and they're of course going to come see the play! Mum says she's glad I'm socializ - no too weird LEAD ROLE!!
Mattie you are going to be the best Mum (in the play) ever! Benny congrats on getting Pethron. I get a lot of scenes with Haysel and Prod, don't I? That will be loads of fun!
I hope I can be barefoot for the show. Who does costumes? Can I be barefoot?
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| Failed Privacy Hex, because Baxter just doesn't get it |
[Apr. 2nd, 2008|12:16 am] |
Whoa. She was... that...
I didn't even know girls could do that!
I wonder if it's because her mum snogs Madame Hooch. I mean, that's real weird too.
I kind of don't care because
whoa. |
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| Private to "football" people |
[Mar. 11th, 2008|02:20 pm] |
HEY I HAVE AN IDEA
Let's make football a REAL club. Maybe we can get more people to join it and we can stop having to switch rooms every time we play. |
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| A tale of the Day of St. Valentine |
[Feb. 19th, 2008|01:39 am] |
Ode to the Woed
A long time ago in the days of Lore
Lived a Hobbit named Frumblefoot in old Gryffindor.
A maiden sure pure, so lovely, so fair,
that no one in all the four Houses could ever compare,
was the subject of all affections Fumblefoot had in his heart,
And justly given, for this lad was oh so smart.
What challenges lay ahead, this boy never knew,
for in his way lay the dreaded few.
Like Grendel himself, this Tremlett was,
but Frumblefoot feared not, nor trembled because
He knew his love was true,
Just as his eyes were blue.
Though deep, yet clear, though gentle, yet not dull,
his love was strong without rage, without o'erflowing full.
The great beast kept her in his sights,
Every morning in the Great Hall, every day and every night.
But Frumblefoot would not surrender, he knew he would find a way,
until suddenly, something happened on one Valentine's Day.
A jokester, a prankster, a malicious young lad (OR LASS SORRY GIRLS)
the idea of a love potion into the pumpkin juice, he definitely had.
And our hero, always an aficionado of this delicious drink
Realized what was going on, before he had a chance to blink.
And upon finding that flash of heavenly red
That is only upon Haysel Proudfoot's head,
His lifelong dream came true, as he hoped it would do,
and his Elven Queen was filled with joy, he just knew. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|04:07 pm] |
HELP!! What is wrong!?
I cannot speak except in song!!! |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|12:16 am] |
Oi! What a strange day today is!
I was just up to my normal biz,
when all of a sudden I burst into song!
Oliver told me that it was wrong,
but I have always wanted to be a bard.
It's just always been a bit too hard.
My life is suddenly strange and new,
there is absolutely nothing I cannot do.
Ringwraiths and detention are my only foe,
But with Oliver and Michael we will go
To face grand adventure in lands like these,
and even become a Tolkien Scholar if I please.
I only wish someone would share their heart with mine,
so Haysel Proudfoot my Elven Queen, will you be my Valentine? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|12:33 am] |
GERTIE WOOSTER!
Mum gave me biscuits to give to you. She said it was very nice to see you over the hols and you're blossoming into a beautiful flower or something stupid like that. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2007|12:23 am] |
HAYSEL WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?
oh my helga i actually did it |
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[Nov. 28th, 2007|01:06 pm] |
AHHHH!! LOOK AT WHAT I LEARNED TO DO!!!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE |
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[Nov. 26th, 2007|12:50 pm] |
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What did the Hobbit say when he bumped into the White Wizard? |
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[Nov. 11th, 2007|07:05 pm] |
NO! NO NOT AGAIN
NO PROFESSOR SPROUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LITTLE TIMMY AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM WHEN HE TRIED TO USE ENGORGIO ON HIS PRIVATES
also i didn't want to know that about the bloke who thought the entrail-expelling curse would cure his constipation ew ew ew
help I think I am scarred for life. Oliver how are you holding up?
I guess rennervate is kinda useful. especially if I'm in battle against the Orcs and they knock out Fili or someone |
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[Nov. 7th, 2007|12:58 am] |
WICKED! That bonfire was wicked brill last night. I danced around it until my feet were numb (because I was barefoot) and it was almost as awesome as Oliver's birthday but not quite.
I'm real glad I don't have a baby like Megara does. She had it in class today and I wanted to kill myself or maybe even be eaten by Orcs. Not that I don't want babies but I think elf-babies will be much better behaved than these ones. My red-headed, pointy-eared children will be perfect. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2007|10:37 pm] |
Ouch.
My head hurts real bad. WAIT NO DON'T STICK THAT DOWN MY THRO-
Ow I don't like Pomfrey. |
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| Italics are hexed to D&D players |
[Aug. 1st, 2007|11:53 am] |
I think I might want to change my position (my character) for football this year. I have a real great new idea and I'm amped for it!
[Hexed Private]
She's HERE. Haysel Proudfoot my Elven Hobbit Queen is here in the Mumbles. On a holiday. She's like a sun rising in the Shire or the mist in Lorien or something like that and she's here in my hometown. Of course she's here with her dufus boyfriend who isn't nearly good enough for her when she deserves to wear dwarf-made jewels and elvish clothing but maybe he'll start talking with his dufus friends and I can talk to her alone or something for a minute.
I need to find them.
[/Hexed]
Today is going to be a brilliant day. I need to find my Evenstar lucky charm. |
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